Okay Britney is set to promote her album in Britain on The X Factor which has Simon Cowell on it.
Ouch!
Unfortunately we won't be hearing him go "You can't sing, you can't dance, what are you here for?"
Since Simon is a huge fan.
Ya see, the deluded and uh, insane people always go together.
But really, Britney should have a list of strict guidelines to follow.
Eg:
1) Britney, the British are conservative, don't forget those undies, we don't want exposed pussies anywhere!
2) Shave! British want immaculately dressed people, those revolting hair has to be gone!
3) Don't fake an accent, I imagine Britney going "Cheerio! Would you like some tea" and wearing pill box hats, and suits
4) Don't wave like you're Queen Elizabeth. (Queen Britney would make an impact as huge as the Cold War)
5) Don't pretend you're a fan of Eastenders
6) Don't say Winston Churchill is your bestfriend
7) ....................
There's more, I'll edit and post.
Much love,
Airotciv
Faghag Of the Century
1. Right Here (Departed)
2. Long Distance
3. Human
4. Torn Down
5. Fall
6. Locked In Love
7. The Definition
8. Camouflage
9. Shattered Heart
10. Piano Man
11. Warm It Up (With Love)
12. Acapella
13. True
14. After The Flood
Much love,
Airotciv
Faghag Of The Century
