Dirrty Gossip:
Madonna Performing with Britney & Justin
You know how, sometimes we know something is wrong with a friend, because she/he is acting wierdly?
Britney gives me the creeps, she is almost too perfectly sane in her performance with Madonna.
(No wardrobe malfunctions, well unless you consider a small peeping hole in her shirt)
Anyway, so Britney & Justin didn't get to perform all the songs I previously posted.
AWWWWW!
"Maybe Justin will notice your boobies Britney, flash em a little, it's called MYSTERY!".
Much love,
Airotciv
Faghag Of The Century
Dirrty Gossip:
Britney, Justin to join Madonna on stage
Britney and Justin are said to be joining Madonna on stage in Los Angeles tonight.
Im thinking of what songs they will be singing
How about
Eamon's Fuck it [I don't want you back] (good chance to talk about how bad the sex was)
Khia's My neck, My back [Dirrty Version] (gives Britney an exuse to go commando)
Beyonce's Irreplaceble (How Kevin Federline REPLACED Justin so well)
Toni Braxton's He was'nt Man Enough For Me (For our dear Cameron Diaz)
Like A Virgin- Madonna (Just to prove they never had sex)
Oh and Madonna, Im not sure if Britney brushes her teeth, cuz she doesn't shave
Good luck if you wish to kiss her again.
She might have coffee breath, or veggies stuck in her teeth.
EEEEEEEWW!
Ooooooomphhhhh.
Much love,
Airoticv
Faghag Of The Century